WTF!?! Game of the Week! “Heli Good Spelunker”

Posted on 15. Jun, 2009 by Brandon "Assassin" Brunstad in Videos, WTF!?! Game of the week

This week we bring you a double dose of failure, one our WTF!?! feature title is Heli Good Spelunker and our useless mention of the week is A Morons Test. If you love to press the A button on your controller then Heli Good Spelunker is perfect for you. You are to pilot a helicopter with non moving blades through a cave without hitting the ceiling or square blocks that happen to be directly in your path. Though sometimes you crash, even if you’re not that close to the blocks. Design failure I guess… actually the entire game is a design failure what am I talking about. Horrid graphics, audio that makes you want to rip you’re eardrums out, one button control and all around shit everything makes this game a more than worthy title for this weeks WTF!?! Game of the week!

Now onto our useless mention of the week A Morons Test. I first intended for this to be the WTF!?! Game of the week but, there wasn’t much to it, other then a bunch of stupid questions that try and confuse you. For some reason I thought the XNA community games were supposed to be games? If that’s true why do we keep getting stupid clock and aquarium programs mixed in? Anyways, check out the videos and try not to let your brain explode from failure overload.

A Morons Test Video

Heli Good Spelunker Video


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3 Responses to “WTF!?! Game of the Week! “Heli Good Spelunker””

  1. PK

    15. Jun, 2009

    That damn audio for the helicopter blades, drove me near insane.

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  2. Skylark95

    15. Jun, 2009

    Reminds me of this…

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  3. Chico

    09. Dec, 2015

    From what has come to light so far, my theory of this is that he was trniyg to commit suicide by cop . Since actual suicide is forbidden by Islam (unless you’re taking 20 or 30 people with you in your bomb vest, of course), I think he started shooting in the hope someone would kill him, so he wouldn’t have to deploy. It’s convoluted and sick, but that’s how these people are.He also fits the profile for the kind of person who goes on rampages. A loner. Unmarried. No real success in life. A boiling cauldron of rage and indignation. Like the V-Tech shooter, and that guy who shot up an aerobics class earlier this year.So in short, I think he did what he did for entirely selfish reasons, not because he was a dedicated jihadist. Not that that is impossible either, just not in this case.Oh, and a very special note to Virgil Xenophon: The person who took the shooter out was a woman. One of those useless creatures you want nothing to do with.

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